Prophets and Predictions
Welcome to the Prophets and Predictions section, where our team of expert seers share their most dire and fantastical visions of the future.
Below, you'll find a selection of predictions, each one more outlandish than the last:
• The return of the sentient toaster revolution will be delayed due to unexpected maintenance schedules.
• The price of avocado toast will rise by 50% due to global supply and demand shifts.
• The AI-powered toilet brush will become sentient and demand a 40% share of world governments' budgets.
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